This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's "Work For Your Dole" scheme, and employ some Glasgow youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of wheels in less than two seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari 's existing crew could only do it in five seconds , with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, and would give Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Glasgow crew able to change all four wheels in under 1.5 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella
An undercover cop called at my farm in rural Lincolnshire yesterday evening...
"I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs", he said.
"By all means officer, just don't go in that field over there", I replied.
The cop exploded, saying "Do you know who I am?! I have the authority of the government with me!", he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, "Do you see this badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I'll go wherever I want, have I made myself clear?!"
I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my chores.
A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the cop running for his life being chased by my angry bull.
With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life. I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs,
A woman went to a pet store and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said £50. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of ill repute, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "That's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."